The woman they are on about in Lourdes hasn't even the cupla focal and as far as we know has absolutely no connection with Drogheda.
Only elderly mad people think Lourdes is something Irish-related. But then they were carefully trained to think like that and they weren't overly bright or well informed otherwise.
Call the sodding thing 'Bernard'. Or 'Oscar' or something. It would be nice if we could stop using 'Massa' naming conventions from the old slave-pool.