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Gadjodilo

We've had heterosexuals. We've had homosexuals. We've had bisexuals. We've even had vegansexuals who only want to get it on with other vegans for fear that a molecule of animal might gain access through one orifice or another. Now, it's time for....... asexuality.

Asexuality is the new up and coming orientation. Even the loony Christian right can't complain about it. There's nowhere in the Bible that says you MUST have sex. Indeed, in most religions celibacy is considered a virtue since it involves denial of a physical desire and has a penitential role in the attainment of enlightenment or eternal life. Maybe, in the case of asexuals - since there is no such desire - to gain the same spiritual benefits, they should force themselves to go on a dirty weekend and shag all round them.

Asexuals have been keeping a low profile until now; presumably because to admit you feel no attraction for anyone is to many people like admitting you've got an illness. That's aphobia, I suppose.

Anyway, the asexuals are here and they're not queer or straight or bi. I have to admit that there are times I'd like to be asexual. If I'm have a quiet coffee somewhere trying to read a book and the cute waiter is hovering in the background, it's a major bloody distraction. Oh, to be able to turn off that inner gaydar...
 


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I hate stupid terms like these. Asexuals are people that reproduce without a second parent. Stop stealling words and giving them new meaning. Dam David Bowie.
 

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Theres a difference between asexual orientation and asexual reproduction. Morrissey (the Smiths) has been described as asexual.
 
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I'm beginning to suspect that the wife is asexual. Ever since the kids arrived I've hardly had a sniff at all.. I think I'll have to confront her about her illness. Can't believe I married a sicko freak.
 

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They shoulkd be callled something like; "blandsexual"; "non-sexual"; or something that doesnt have meaning allready.
 

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Gimpanzee said:
I'm beginning to suspect that the wife is asexual. Ever since the kids arrived I've hardly had a sniff at all.. I think I'll have to confront her about her illness. Can't believe I married a sicko freak.
There's a more obvious explanation, you know ;)
 
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I suppose Ann Widecombe will be your poster boy! Promoting her is enough to put anyone off sex.
Seriously thought, I can't stand people who identify themselves by their sexuality. It was all good and well back in the day but no one cares anymore. It reminds me of the people in Gulliver's Travels who fought over which side of of an egg to break. Find something more important to get all bothered about, like football or hair colour. I heard a great blond joke this morning...
 

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Heterosexuals have icons like super models and various virile and nubile celebrities, Homosexuals have icons renouned for artistic talent like Freddy Mercury, Kate Bush, Tory Amos etc, what would an 'asexual' icon be?

Jesus? Mary Whitehouse?
 

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Gadjodilo said:
We've had heterosexuals. We've had homosexuals. We've had bisexuals. We've even had vegansexuals who only want to get it on with other vegans for fear that a molecule of animal might gain access through one orifice or another. Now, it's time for....... asexuality.

Asexuality is the new up and coming orientation.
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So are you admitting that there is an element of choice in sexual orientation? That it might be your own decadent lack of self discipline rather than genetics that accounts for your pederasty? ;)
 

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Akrasia said:
Heterosexuals have icons like super models and various virile and nubile celebrities, Homosexuals have icons renouned for artistic talent like Freddy Mercury, Kate Bush, Tory Amos etc, what would an 'asexual' icon be?
Jesus? Mary Whitehouse?

Joan Burton
 

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Gadjodilo said:
We've had heterosexuals. We've had homosexuals. We've had bisexuals. We've even had vegansexuals who only want to get it on with other vegans for fear that a molecule of animal might gain access through one orifice or another. Now, it's time for....... asexuality.

Asexuality is the new up and coming orientation. Even the loony Christian right can't complain about it. There's nowhere in the Bible that says you MUST have sex.
"Go forth and multiply" doesn't cover it? There's also "Moses came fourth" - could be a reference to an orgy..?

(you missed 'bike-sexual' for your original list, btw)
 

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905 said:
Find something more important to get all bothered about, like football or hair colour. I heard a great blond joke this morning...
Oh!! be very careful about hair colour discrimination. The ging-ers don't take kindly to it
 

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Akrasia said:
Heterosexuals have icons like super models and various virile and nubile celebrities, Homosexuals have icons renouned for artistic talent like Freddy Mercury, Kate Bush, Tory Amos etc, what would an 'asexual' icon be?

Jesus? Mary Whitehouse?
You see now - what is this about Tori Amos and Kate Bush being gay icons? I disagree with you there, sister.
 

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Gadjodilo said:
Asexuals have been keeping a low profile until now; presumably because to admit you feel no attraction for anyone is to many people like admitting you've got an illness. That's aphobia, I suppose.
Think Vulcans only with no Pon Farr every seven years. But where's the asexual (porn?) sites filled with pictures of Anne Widecombe?
 

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I think you might have missed the point there Pax. An asexual website would have no porn at all. somewhere like P.ie for example.
 

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Well I'd be more inclined to go the way of the Dugpas - pretty much the opposite to everything that asexuals aspire to.

No divine inspiration, but a rotten hangover the next day.

Hang on, why am I even contributing to this thread? Its complete sh*te......
 
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Gadjodilo

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I hate stupid terms like these. Asexuals are people that reproduce without a second parent. Stop stealling words and giving them new meaning. Dam David Bowie.
Look it up. It also can mean "devoid of sexuality".
 
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popper said:
blah..... blah.....accounts for your pederasty? ;)
Keep away from Big Wurds, Popper, my dear. Or else look them up before you use them.
 


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