Bertie falls down stairs, fractures leg

mccafferty cat

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Could Cowen sort out a medical card for him I wonder?
 


yehbut_nobut

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Jaysus - will he miss the vote tomorrow?! Or will the wheel him in ala Spring?
 

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Perhaps he was attempting suicide after seeing what a horlicks Cowen et al are making of things? :D
 

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I love this line

He has fractured his leg after falling down some stairs. It was an accident,
It says something that they have to deny that he was pushed.
 

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Appropriately he was coming down the stairs in St. Lukes.

What was he up to?
Carrying down some of his communion money?
 

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Careful now guys...
 

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Eoghan Harris in next weeks Sunday Independent:

"Stairs have always had it in for Bertie Ahern. With their superiority complex, brought about by their height and lofty nature, they just can't accept that a salt of the earth man could rise to such heights"

That, or a Jody Corcoran front page headline: "Judge Alan Mahon seen lurking in shadows of St. Lukes stairwell"
 

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Nurse : "Mr Ahern, I'm afraid it's your fibia"

Bertie : "Jaysus, infacta.... I told a lot of dem over de years...."
 

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I'm not surprised that it happened in St. Lukes - sher it's in an awful state of repair, apprently. We all remember his sob-stories about sleeping on a couch in the grotty upstairs flat, next to a safe full of cash.

Maybe it's in desperate need of renovation? Just like his brand new house in Beresford was
 

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Could Cowen sort out a medical card for him I wonder?
For older readers:

When was the last time a FF leader (or "iar-taoiseach" :)) fell and broke a leg?

And how was that accident convenient to that FF leader?
 

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Speaking from a grassy knoll

“He has fractured his leg after falling down some stairs. It was an accident,” a Fianna Fáil spokewoman said.

Why did the spokeswoman need to make a comment that it was an accident?
 

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Eoghan Harris in next weeks Sunday Independent:

"Stairs have always had it in for Bertie Ahern. With their superiority complex, brought about by their height and lofty nature, they just can't accept that a salt of the earth man could rise to such heights"
:D:D That's priceless!
 

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Nurse : "Mr Ahern, I'm afraid it's your fibia"

Bertie : "Jaysus, infacta.... I told a lot of dem over de years...."
Brilliant!!! :D:D:D
 

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For older readers:

When was the last time a FF leader (or "iar-taoiseach" ) fell and broke a leg?

And how was that accident convenient to that FF leader?
“He has fractured his leg after falling down some stairs. It was an accident,” a Fianna Fáil spokewoman said.

Why did the spokeswoman need to make a comment that it was an accident?
Oooh! TWO saucy conspiracy theories!

I think it was probably an assassination attempt by "heavies" related to a certain ex-girlfriend, who shall remain nameless
 


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