Bertie For President!

bmw1

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i would love to see it proved that an irish person could get less votes than queen lizze would get
 


Harmonica

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I definitely would love to see him run for President. When else would I get a chance to throw a pie at him.

It would also be a great move by Cowen as it would distract away from the governments performance.

Would he have to give up his tabloid sports colmn and shelf those adverts?
 
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He'd need money and the DoF mandarins might be beholden to him for favours done in the past and before you could blink they would set up An Advisory Body to Oversee Presidential Funding and Spending, in order to ensure no foul play of course, and then we would be even more penniless than now, if possible. He'd make money out of the whole scam one way or the other, he would, him and his newest Life Partner.
 

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But, but,,

He could be our Lincoln , or our Kennedy , failing that, I'd settle for a Garfield or McKinley..
 

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If da 'Bert got in there would be a queue of assassins and hit-men a mile long outside the Arras. Guards would be controlling the line too, making sure everyone got their chance.

Ghandi [x3] Sadat, Trotsky, Che Guevara, Rabin, Spencer Percival, Caesar, Michael Collins, Veronica Guerin. a few more for Victors list
 
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Maybe the Drumcondra mafia are spreading their nefarious tentacles in Poland. A new beginning for Bertie with a new anorak and a big wholly hat. Bertie, the forever optimist will conjure up some solidarity somewhere -even if it is Poland.
 

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He was right about the Ministerial Mercedes.

He needs it for his personal security. From the electorate :)
 

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And the canvass will go like this
'' pea's can I your number 1, da, da, press wil be bettttter wit me in it''
 

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Bertie to run for pres and let the ABFF have their fun. Then two weeks after manufacture a problem in the Dail and a GE called with an exhausted ABFF unable to get off the ropes. A Bertie victory and a FF one, now wouldnt that be so sweet
 

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President Patrick Bertie Ahern-

1. great backer of horses
2. Does not have a tax clearance certificate
3. Does not have a full driving licence.
4. Did not have a bank account when minister fro finance.
5. Used the merc to promote his book
6. had a office furnished at a cost of €250,000.00 when he stepped down
7. states that he is an accountant but was an accounts clerk
8. thinks he is a socialist - does not know the meaning of same
9. GOT TWENTY YEP TWENTY pay rises as when Taoiseach
10. told people like me who did not get on the property market in 2007 to
committ suicide - yet the purchase of his own house was dodgy.

Bertie would be ideal for the Aras - a relic from the greedy incompetent area of Fianna Fail ruination of ireland

Vote Bertie -at least poor Judas had to betray Christ - what reason to Bertie Judas Ahern have for betraying ireland????
 

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When the fupper can't even turn up for an invitation to a small town Chamber of Commerce dinner in a place like Cashel anymore, even he knows that he wouldn't have a monkeys hope of the Aras..

Fupp you Ahern, best move I ever made arranging that protest
 

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a bertie ahern presidential campaign would be political porn.

he would be jeered and sneered at everywhere he went. each new day would bring a fresh magnificent fiasco on the campaign trail. there would be a national run on custard pies.

of course, he won't run in a fit. he has eyes and ears and he knows that nearly everyone hates him.
 

berberie

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President Patrick Bertie Ahern-

1. great backer of horses
2. Does not have a tax clearance certificate
3. Does not have a full driving licence.
4. Did not have a bank account when minister fro finance.
5. Used the merc to promote his book
6. had a office furnished at a cost of €250,000.00 when he stepped down
7. states that he is an accountant but was an accounts clerk
8. thinks he is a socialist - does not know the meaning of same
9. GOT TWENTY YEP TWENTY pay rises as when Taoiseach
10. told people like me who did not get on the property market in 2007 to
committ suicide - yet the purchase of his own house was dodgy.

Bertie would be ideal for the Aras - a relic from the greedy incompetent area of Fianna Fail ruination of ireland

Vote Bertie -at least poor Judas had to betray Christ - what reason to Bertie Judas Ahern have for betraying ireland????
And could we in all honesty afford his make up bill ;)? Have yet to hear of a woman in this country spending anywhere near the same on beautifying themselves!!
 

Desperate Dan

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At least he walks more straight up than Mr Norris, his night out would be to Fagan's not the papal cross.
 

Mister_Jinks

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We should do a facebook group, seriously.

We could do a mock serious one, and watch the people queue up up to vent their spleen.
It would be entertaining, if nowt else.
Maybe, just maybe, he's reading this thread. He'd be onto yiz then. :)
 

blackpitts

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President Patrick Bertie Ahern-

1. great backer of horses
2. Does not have a tax clearance certificate
3. Does not have a full driving licence.
4. Did not have a bank account when minister fro finance.
5. Used the merc to promote his book
6. had a office furnished at a cost of €250,000.00 when he stepped down
7. states that he is an accountant but was an accounts clerk
8. thinks he is a socialist - does not know the meaning of same
9. GOT TWENTY YEP TWENTY pay rises as when Taoiseach
10. told people like me who did not get on the property market in 2007 to
committ suicide - yet the purchase of his own house was dodgy.

Bertie would be ideal for the Aras - a relic from the greedy incompetent area of Fianna Fail ruination of ireland

Vote Bertie -at least poor Judas had to betray Christ - what reason to Bertie Judas Ahern have for betraying ireland????
Do you have a list of the pay rises, amounts and dates? It would fit in well to a college paper I'm writing.
 


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