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Hillmanhunter1

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I'll kick off:

Q - What's more Irish than a potato?

A - No potato!
 


Pyewacket

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How many Irish people does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the light bulb and four to say how grand the old light bulb was.
 

Hillmanhunter1

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Have you heard about the Irish boomerang?

When you throw it away it doesn't come back, it just sings about it.
 

Pyewacket

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An Englishman went sky-diving in NI and was found hanging out of a tree.

"What happened?" said the farmer who rescued him.

"My parachute didn't open", he replied.

"Well if you'd asked any of the locals, we could have told you nothing opens round here on a Sunday..."
 

between the bridges

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Have ye heard the wan about 8000 years of oppression....
 


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