It is that time of year again, mischievous youth, riff raff and social undesirables are making a nuisance of themselves, today is their annual holiday. I am against bonfires, the CO2 that will be released tonight will contribute to Catastrophic Climate Change, I feel sick even thinking about it, bonfires should be illegal. Another thing that bothers me are people with explosive objects, some people call them "bangers" and "fireworks", I call them explosive objects. My pomeranian Mr Biggish gets terrified when he hears explosive objects going off in the distance, he sits behind a wheelie bin shaking uncontrollably and whimpering, I would let him in the house if he didn't soil, the infernal dog refused to be house-trained. People caught with explosive objects need to be sent to Gaol, that would teach them a lesson.