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BREAKING: Gerry Adams in key-theft drama


spotty

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A serious calamity happening in Louth RIGHT NOW folks as the leader of Sinn Fein has had his keys stolen. Sinn Fein have confirmed that this is Gerry Adam's reall account:

FIRST, Gerry announced to the world that his car keys had been stolen by an unknown interloper called "RG":

https://twitter.com/GerryAdamsSF/status/299910815979544577

Gerry bravely attempted to communicate with the key thief, but the pseudonymous brigand had turned his or her phone off, leaving Gerry contemplating drastic action:

https://twitter.com/GerryAdamsSF/status/299934602204692480

Finally, Gerry - for the FIRST TIME IN HIS LIFE - was forced to break into a home. His own home. But the struggle does not end there , for Gerry is cold, hungry, and bereft of comforts, and the criminal elements who nicked his keys are some 70 miles away by now:

https://twitter.com/GerryAdamsSF/status/299940813729849344

Who is this "RG"? Why would they perpetrate a crime like this against a vulnerable pensioner?

Spotty doesn't know. It's all very sad.
 

mido

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Sean Gallagher still around those parts? RG -rejected gallagher- qed
 

BlackLion

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What's are the chances that the police were not called?
 

mido

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Spanner Island

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Holy sh!t!

spotty is back...

Does spotty still refer to spotty in the third person?
 

spotty

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Spotty never left. Spotty listens a lot and says very little but these shocking developments in Louth have moved Spotty to comment. Poor Gerry.
 
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They should ask his brother about the key, the key in this case being A Minor.
 

Truth.ie

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I'm sure that one Helluva bunch of house keys.
He probably rattles like a 19th Century jailer.
 

Ex celt

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Whose keys were they in the first place? Where was this car hi-jacked in the first place for Jarry?
 

between the bridges

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RG refers to his Mi5 minder (Royal Guard)
 

LDF

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RG is how Gerry pronounces "orgy". Maybe he left the keys in a bowl and someone picked them up in error.
 

Lain2016

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A serious calamity happening in Louth RIGHT NOW folks as the leader of Sinn Fein has had his keys stolen. Sinn Fein have confirmed that this is Gerry Adam's reall account:

FIRST, Gerry announced to the world that his car keys had been stolen by an unknown interloper called "RG":

https://twitter.com/GerryAdamsSF/status/299910815979544577

Gerry bravely attempted to communicate with the key thief, but the pseudonymous brigand had turned his or her phone off, leaving Gerry contemplating drastic action:

https://twitter.com/GerryAdamsSF/status/299934602204692480

Finally, Gerry - for the FIRST TIME IN HIS LIFE - was forced to break into a home. His own home. But the struggle does not end there , for Gerry is cold, hungry, and bereft of comforts, and the criminal elements who nicked his keys are some 70 miles away by now:

https://twitter.com/GerryAdamsSF/status/299940813729849344

Who is this "RG"? Why would they perpetrate a crime like this against a vulnerable pensioner?

Spotty doesn't know. It's all very sad.
I think it has to be Richard Gere, yeh, reckon it has to be :shock:
 
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