Breaking: Roy Keane Walks Out On Team At Euros

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Relax. He's from Cork. He's just gone to look for some Leeside fare like Beamish and drisheen.
 

slippy wicket

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Very good. :lol:
 

truthisfree

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Did I read this correctly? he took a hacksaw to the goalposts and set the bibs alight with petrol...

“I went out at 3 am this morning with a hacksaw and had the goalposts down in 45 minutes flat. Shoddy craftsmanship. A bit of petrol, and the bibs went up like a bonfire too. Not even flame-retardant. Now we’ve no goalposts and no gear"
:shock:

Do I wish he hadn’t sliced all of our footballs in two, and cut the nipples out of every match-day jersey?
Has to be a spoof :D
 
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Did I read this correctly? he took a hacksaw to the goalposts and set the bibs alight with petrol...



:shock:



Has to be a spoof :D
The hacksaw to the posts thing is literally a Father Ted bit. petunia
 

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:lol:
 


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