:shock:“I went out at 3 am this morning with a hacksaw and had the goalposts down in 45 minutes flat. Shoddy craftsmanship. A bit of petrol, and the bibs went up like a bonfire too. Not even flame-retardant. Now we’ve no goalposts and no gear"
Has to be a spoofDo I wish he hadn’t sliced all of our footballs in two, and cut the nipples out of every match-day jersey?