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Caption competition: meth dealing priest who laundered the proceeds through a sex toy shop


ruserious

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''...and then some dude like totally rose from the dead...''.
 

LamportsEdge

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"I was going to put the money towards a large gay sauna."
 

borntorum

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He was just following the new pope's call to connect with the poor and the despised
 

LamportsEdge

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"We always put methamphetamine in the chaucible. Best. Masses. Ever. We call it 'Chasing The Deacon.'"
 

eoghanacht

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So he's been peddling a noxious poison that has blighted humanity and now he's been caught dealing meth?
 

stakerwallace

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Praestet fides supplementum
Sensuum defectui.

Let faith provide a supplement

For the failure of the senses.
 

cnocpm

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And there went up a smoke out of his nostrils,Psalms 18:8.
 

Kitty O'Shea

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"And I call on all ye faithful to praise be this meth.."
 

LamportsEdge

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"We're trying to broaden our appeal to young people."
 

EUrJokingMeRight

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Yay..finally I get to be someones beeyatch! There IS a god!

Praise the druglord!
 

LamportsEdge

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"Oh Dannnnneee boyyyyyyaaaahh, the pipes, the pipes are ca-a-a-a-a-alling ..."
 

TiredOfBeingTired

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Catholic Church Plans to Discipline Priest because of Cross-Dressing Activities.

or

From Follower of Christ to Disciple of Christina
 

Spanner Island

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Only funnyish caption so far - and I'dve thought this topic was ripe for funnery !

cYp
Oh dear cYp....

The last thing you should do when you start a thread seeking humorous contributions is to tell those who have contributed that they're not very funny... :cry:

If there's a forum equivalent of a fashion faux pas... you've just committed it... imo...
 
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