- May 23, 2017
But doggy, ive never said anything about this mysterious "auld Bessie" wee son.. youve just pulled that from your dingleberry clad hole ... but you most certainly "have" regaled us all about how you were searching under cars for Bombs, at the behest of your Mum no less , before you went to primary school ....Don't forget you're a farming expert because you used to hand milk auld Bessie in the byre 50 years ago.
Makes me want to break out in song
"You could see the biceps bulging when she's milking those auld cows"
Now can you see why we would laugh at you for this ? ...... can you figure that out son