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farting cows




humptydumpty

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guwan Jak :)
 

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humptydumpty

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should a carbon levy be put on farting cows
and how would this tax be applied
you know that any cow who doesn't pay it's taxes will be brought to the slaughterhouse.
 

mmrebel

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Fianna fail would never vote for an exclusive tax on themselves..........
 

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Ah Well

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Simple solution to flatulent bovine......



whoops, I mean
Very naughty ..... my index finger is hovering over the neg rep button here .... nooo.. can't do it ... feck it i can ... no don't be hasty ... just do it! ...

Phew .... that was close .... hopefully itchy finger syndrome won't strike later
:D:D
 

fiannafailure

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lets line up all the cows in front of a few wind turbines and geckko can be the starter
 

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the solution is to flare- as they do in the oil, gas and landfill industries.
when the fart emerges a sensor should spark a spark and 'whoosh', the methane is combusted and changed into the less damaging ghg carbon dioxide.
and another cow runs around the field with its face on fire.
throw some bbq sauce on after 2 hours and tuck in.
I can see no holes in my plan if a back flash arrestor is inserted in each cows rectum.
job done.

beat ya to it Dyson!
 

reknaw

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Still haven't read the thread, so I'm not clear exactly what all this farting cow stuff is about. Do you mean this nose-picking one?:lol::lol:

 

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