George W Bush, Goldfish murderer

spotty

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Spotty was reading the spectator online this morning. He was shocked to read this admission from George W. Bush:

As I got older, I came to see that my parents’ love was unconditional. I know because I tested it. I had two car wrecks when I was 14, the legal driving age back then. My parents still loved me. I borrowed Dad’s car, carelessly charged in reverse, and tore the door off. I poured vodka in the fishbowl and killed my little sister Doro’s goldfish. At times I was surly, demanding, and brash.
Spotty has always hated Goldfish. Slippery, slimey things.

He is glad to have a friend in the former leader of the free world.
 


Ingersoll

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If only the ************************************ had stopped with that one, salient lesson in the sanctity of life...
 

Squire Allworthy

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If only the ************************************ had stopped with that one, salient lesson in the sanctity of life...

+1

Iraq 2 was simply to test if we still loved him? I have often though that most politicians were driven by deep rooted insecurity and a need to be noticed.
 

PatsyDuffy LiamLynch

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Unsurprising to see he developed a taste for killing defenseless creatures at an early age.
 


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