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Lonewolfe

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Yo. Me and Stringjack at a wedding afters! Some Craic!

He's hitting on the waiters and the waitresses!

He offered me all your email addresses if I'd buy him a snowball but I told him I couldn't give a fuk!

Then he tried to expel me from the party, so I glassed him!
 

FunkyBoogaloo

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Yo. Me and Stringjack at a wedding afters! Some Craic!

He's hitting on the waiters and the waitresses!

He offered me all your email addresses if I'd buy him a snowball but I told him I couldn't give a fuk!

Then he tried to expel me from the party, so I glassed him!
Lies!

You showed him your hamster. He tried to eat it (as is Stringjack's wont). You rebuked him for such practices (as is the p.ie community's wont) and he tried to expel/ban you from the party.

Tell the truth now!
 

StarryPlough01

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Yo. Me and Stringjack at a wedding afters! Some Craic!

He's hitting on the waiters and the waitresses!

He offered me all your email addresses if I'd buy him a snowball but I told him I couldn't give a fuk!

Then he tried to expel me from the party, so I glassed him!

Are you trying to tell us that he is stingyjack?
 

Lonewolfe

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Lies!

You showed him your hamster. He tried to eat it (as is Stringjack's wont). You rebuked him for such practices (as is the p.ie community's wont) and he tried to expel/ban you from the party.

Tell the truth now!
He was rushed to A&E at 7:30am. Apparently his hamster (Richard Gere) disappeared up his poop shute.
 

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