Heir to British throne denies he already has his own throne

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Old age pensioner and heir to the British throne Mr Charlie Windsor has angrily denied that he already has his own throne and brings it round the world with him. Mr Windsor, whose wife died in a late night motor accident about 20 years ago still avails of free travel to tour the world.

He has been accused of bringing his own toilet seat with him so that he can get to the bottom of matters as quickly as possible. He poured scorn on the notion, describing the toilet seat as crap.

According to the book, the Prince of Wales takes luxury loo roll, a toilet seat, a chest of drawers, an orthopaedic mattress and two landscapes of the Scottish Highlands on longer journeys.

He is also said to change his clothes up to five times day and tasks a police officer to carry his own pre-mixed cocktails to functions, it is claimed.


It's yet to be confirmed whether the luxury toilet paper, the toilet seat, chest of drawers and the 2 landscape portraits are all a single job lot.

Elsewhere it is claimed that Mr Windsor doesn't know what Clingfilm is. A number of years back a recording of Mr Windsor emerged to confirm that he does know what female sanitary towels are.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/prince-charles-toilet-seat-rumours-response-radio-australia-commonwealth-games-a8290436.html
 


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Old age pensioner and heir to the British throne Mr Charlie Windsor has angrily denied that he already has his own throne and brings it round the world with him. Mr Windsor, whose wife died in a late night motor accident about 20 years ago still avails of free travel to tour the world.

He has been accused of bringing his own toilet seat with him so that he can get to the bottom of matters as quickly as possible. He poured scorn on the notion, describing the toilet seat as crap.

According to the book, the Prince of Wales takes luxury loo roll, a toilet seat, a chest of drawers, an orthopaedic mattress and two landscapes of the Scottish Highlands on longer journeys.

He is also said to change his clothes up to five times day and tasks a police officer to carry his own pre-mixed cocktails to functions, it is claimed.


It's yet to be confirmed whether the luxury toilet paper, the toilet seat, chest of drawers and the 2 landscape portraits are all a single job lot.

Elsewhere it is claimed that Mr Windsor doesn't know what Clingfilm is. A number of years back a recording of Mr Windsor emerged to confirm that he does know what female sanitary towels are.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/prince-charles-toilet-seat-rumours-response-radio-australia-commonwealth-games-a8290436.html

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Old age pensioner and heir to the British throne Mr Charlie Windsor has angrily denied that he already has his own throne and brings it round the world with him. Mr Windsor, whose wife died in a late night motor accident about 20 years ago still avails of free travel to tour the world.

He has been accused of bringing his own toilet seat with him so that he can get to the bottom of matters as quickly as possible. He poured scorn on the notion, describing the toilet seat as crap.

According to the book, the Prince of Wales takes luxury loo roll, a toilet seat, a chest of drawers, an orthopaedic mattress and two landscapes of the Scottish Highlands on longer journeys.

He is also said to change his clothes up to five times day and tasks a police officer to carry his own pre-mixed cocktails to functions, it is claimed.


It's yet to be confirmed whether the luxury toilet paper, the toilet seat, chest of drawers and the 2 landscape portraits are all a single job lot.

Elsewhere it is claimed that Mr Windsor doesn't know what Clingfilm is. A number of years back a recording of Mr Windsor emerged to confirm that he does know what female sanitary towels are.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/prince-charles-toilet-seat-rumours-response-radio-australia-commonwealth-games-a8290436.html
Got a new one over the Easter.

It comes with the excalmation: 'Your New Reading Seat'. on the cardboard packaging. Hard to market these buggers isn't it?. I give them ten out of ten for that.
 

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Got a new one over the Easter.

It comes with the excalmation: 'Your New Reading Seat'. on the cardboard packaging. Hard to market these buggers isn't it?. I give them ten out of ten for that.
Bloody well put it down. Both the seat and that awful book.

Now wash your hands, teas up, I got your favourite. :)
 


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