It was because your wife had ever seen one as big before and then once she's had a steak she doesn't go back to burgers.
You seem very insecure about your wifes reputation.
We can only but wonder about the deep sexual inadequacies of grown men who make absurd false claims on internet forums about having seduced other anonymous posters' wives.
You sound like a rural Tyrone incel, DOG.
Not really. I didn't pluck the phrase "big orange boyo" out of thin air...............You seem very insecure about your wifes reputation.
Another poster might read more into this.
It was you who brought the subject up and left the net wide open, I just hammered it home(not chatting about your wife this time).
still mad for the big Orange boyo.
There's no such thing as a "good Roman Catholic girl", but there's plenty of while chancy things who just love the big Orange boyo.
Well they all tend to like the
Big Orange Boyo.
I was obviously chatting about his personal firearm not his big Orange boyo which youse all seem in awe off.
Don't worry none of our lovely ladies would be after a wee green pecker when they're used to the big Orange Boyo.
That's what is known as Wit,Not really. I didn't pluck the phrase "big orange boyo" out of thin air...............
DOG, you sound like a spotty 16 year old when you make idle adolescent boasts like the stuff featured below on an political discussion board frequented by adults. Most other men have grown out of this sort of behaviour by their mid to late 20s, but you claim to be a lot older.
My wife would laugh uproariously at the idea that an immature incel from rural west Tyrone is lusting after her as he plays with his computer, and God only knows what else.
I very much doubt if Freud would have anything to say about it. He is dead, just like most of your brain cells.What would Freud say about a poster whose response to another poster mentioning orgasm,
proceeded to bring my manhood into the conversation?