I remember that Joke: But wasn't it the wife driving down the wrong side of the road?hiding behind a poster said:Reminds me of an old joke - 85-year-old Mick is driving home on the M50 one day, when his wife calls his mobile in a terrible panic - "Mick, Mick!" she screams - "there's a report on the news!" - "they say that some lunatic is driving down the wrong side of the M50!" - " Just one?" says Mick - "there's f**king hundreds of them!"