Loose Cougar stalks Cork. Is anyone safe anymore?

automaticforthepeople

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First it was a Coypu, Sure what's the harm, boy? Tis only an aul overgrown rat, Glen Rovers is full of them except they can't swim.
Now tis a case where Johnny has jumped up. A cougar is said to saunterin along Pana night noon and mornin.

Tis enough to make Katy Barry shut up shop on the Coal Quay and run for safety somewhere posh away from de banks

If the late Bernie Murphy was alive he'd tame de cougar.

https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/cougar-on-the-loose-in-cork-described-as-looking-like-a-labrador-with-a-much-longer-tail-37300056.html
 


firefly123

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sure a corkwegian wouldn't make half a meal for a cougar.
they'd eat three in a sitting
 

Gaston

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Seems to me that whomever broke this story hasn't been out of a night in Carrigaline which isn't far from the apparent sightings of this dangerous pussy.

Loose cougar stalking is apt and you'd be right, no one is safe. :)
 

Ireniall

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First it was a Coypu, Sure what's the harm, boy? Tis only an aul overgrown rat, Glen Rovers is full of them except they can't swim.
Now tis a case where Johnny has jumped up. A cougar is said to saunterin along Pana night noon and mornin.

Tis enough to make Katy Barry shut up shop on the Coal Quay and run for safety somewhere posh away from de banks

If the late Bernie Murphy was alive he'd tame de cougar.

https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/cougar-on-the-loose-in-cork-described-as-looking-like-a-labrador-with-a-much-longer-tail-37300056.html
Katy Barry was a real Cork tigress long before any cougars came along
 

automaticforthepeople

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Yerra lads yer all makin a skit of a very important risk to life and limb.

What with the camoige lassies baring down on Cork with the All Ireland Cup in the palms of their hands twill only be by the luck of God if we avoid harm to the head of any man tonight in Cork.
 

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