Milkshakes To Over 18s Only, Says Tommy Robinson.

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Tommy Robinson, a former BNP member from Luton, has called for the outlawing of Milkshake sales to persons under the age of 18, it was revealed last night.

This comes after a spate of near lethal dairy attacks in recent months.

Robinson, who stated he is still recovering from two horrific attacks involving airborne milk & ice cream himself, said ''Britain is awash with dairy violence & what has Sadiq Khan done about it''?

''I can literally show you stuff on Youtube that proves the ice cream industry has a liberal agenda & also funds ISIS''.

Robinson brandished a damning Daily Mail investigation, which recently discovered Milk Shake still being sold openly over the counter, often to children as young as ten, all across the capital.

''This is what happens when you have a Muslim mayor'', Tommy claimed.

Robinson ended by bizarrely denying having either a Napoleon complex or angry little man syndrome, despite none of the assembled journalists ever suggesting he did.

We contacted the Home Office for a quote, but they muttered 'ffs'' & hung up.
 


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Political humour would suggest an original post being funny.
If people like you were allowed to decided what is funny, The Life of Brian, widely regarded as one of the funniest films of all time, would never have been released.

Therefore, your opinion is discredited and disregarded.
 

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Tommy Robinson, a failed former MEP candidate from Luton, has called for the outlawing of Milkshake sales to persons under the age of 18, it was revealed last night.

This comes after a spate of near lethal dairy attacks in recent months.

Robinson, who stated he is still recovering from two horrific attacks involving airborne milk & ice cream himself, said ''Britain is awash with dairy violence & what has Sadiq Khan done about it''?

''I can literally show you stuff on Youtube that proves the ice cream industry has a liberal agenda & also funds ISIS''.

Robinson brandished a damning Daily Mail investigation, which recently discovered Milk Shake still being sold openly over the counter, often to children as young as ten, all across the capital.

''This is what happens when you have a Muslim mayor'', Tommy claimed.

Robinson ended by bizarrely denying having either a Napoleon complex or angry little man syndrome, despite none of the assembled journalists ever suggesting he did.

We contacted the Home Office for a quote, but they muttered 'ffs'' & hung up.
I believe Jo Brand has suggested an alternative.
 

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If people like you were allowed to decided what is funny, The Life of Brian, widely regarded as one of the funniest films of all time, would never have been released.

Therefore, your opinion is discredited and disregarded.
Zoo
 

LISTOWEL MAN

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Tommy Robinson named himself after a football hooligan

He attacked a police officer who was intervening as Tommy physically abused a woman

Who should anyone listen to that thug?
 

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:LOL:, a failed former MEP candidate from Luton, has called for the outlawing of Milkshake sales to persons under the age of 18, it was revealed last night.

This comes after a spate of near lethal dairy attacks in recent months.

Robinson, who stated he is still recovering from two horrific attacks involving airborne milk & ice cream himself, said ''Britain is awash with dairy violence & what has Sadiq Khan done about it''?

''I can literally show you stuff on Youtube that proves the ice cream industry has a liberal agenda & also funds ISIS''.

Robinson brandished a damning Daily Mail investigation, which recently discovered Milk Shake still being sold openly over the counter, often to children as young as ten, all across the capital.

''This is what happens when you have a Muslim mayor'', Tommy claimed.

Robinson ended by bizarrely denying having either a Napoleon complex or angry little man syndrome, despite none of the assembled journalists ever suggesting he did.

We contacted the Home Office for a quote, but they muttered 'ffs'' & hung up.
Tommy Robinson! I'd forgotten all about him.

Thanks for reminding me, you must be his number one fan around here :LOL:
 


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