My soccer joke: What would be the best playing position for Spanish and hispanic soccer players named Jesus?

Patslatt1

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My soccer joke: What would be the best playing position for Spanish and hispanic soccer players named Jesus?

Answer: Goalkeeper, because Jesus saves! Jesus Saves billboards appear outside many American Protestant churches.
 


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Answer: Goalkeeper, because Jesus saves! Jesus Saves billboards appear outside many American Protestant churches.
Shít joke made worse by having to explain it.
 

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How do you balance playing for a Premier League football team with your carpentry commitments? #AskJesus
 

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This joke is as old as football itself. Remember...Jesus saves but Keegan scores from the rebound? FFS.
 

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What is the difference between an Liverpool supporter and a baby?
The baby will stop whining after awhile.
 

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[video=youtube;SO5Y1OuQIxo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO5Y1OuQIxo[/video]
 

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This joke is as old as football itself. Remember...Jesus saves but Keegan scores from the rebound? FFS.
As an occasional tv viewer of the game and not a diehard fan, I humbly admit I wasn't aware of that. I pat myself on the back for reinventing the first half of the joke, however.
 

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Shít joke made worse by having to explain it.
You were aware of the billboard messages outside American Protestant churches but many Irish are not and your vastly superior intelligence instantly grasped the joke!
 


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