Nigel Dodds thinks God not May delivered the Keys to No 10 to Arlene

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DUP deputy leader told his party's annual conference that God had made it possible for the DUP to seal the deal with the Tories to keep Theresa May in office. God knows he gets stick and blamed for a lot, but is it fair to burden him with political ignorance?
And as for God, he's still reeling from being credited by Bush with the inspiration to bomb the bejasis out of Iraq. Has the time come for God to be made a ward of court and a legal team put in place to protect his interest?


DUP Deputy leader Nigel Dodds calls 2017 general election result a gift from God | The Independent
 


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DUP deputy leader told his party's annual conference that God had made it possible for the DUP to seal the deal with the Tories to keep Theresa May in office. God knows he gets stick and blamed for a lot, but is it fair to burden him with political ignorance?
And as for God, he's still reeling from being credited by Bush with the inspiration to bomb the bejasis out of Iraq. Has the time come for God to be made a ward of court and a legal team put in place to protect his interest?


DUP Deputy leader Nigel Dodds calls 2017 general election result a gift from God | The Independent
I wonder what god thinks of standalone Irish Language Act.
 

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I believe that Arlene Foster has been sent by God to destroy Ulster Unionism.
 

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Dodds probably thinks its a divine reward for not legalising gay marriage.
Does that mean that when we get equal marriage here, we can expect hurricanes?
 

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DUP deputy leader told his party's annual conference that God had made it possible for the DUP to seal the deal with the Tories to keep Theresa May in office. God knows he gets stick and blamed for a lot, but is it fair to burden him with political ignorance?
And as for God, he's still reeling from being credited by Bush with the inspiration to bomb the bejasis out of Iraq. Has the time come for God to be made a ward of court and a legal team put in place to protect his interest?


DUP Deputy leader Nigel Dodds calls 2017 general election result a gift from God | The Independent
I wonder does Nigel blame/Credit God for thon brick that bollixed him at the fleg protest :shock: lol
 
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And to think we share an island with these lunatics.
Paisley said Thatcher's hand problem, was it arthritis, was god's punishment on the hand that signed the Anglo Irish Agreement.
Fukin crazy crackpots.
 

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Paisley said Thatcher's hand problem, was it arthritis, was god's punishment on the hand that signed the Anglo Irish Agreement.
Fukin crazy crackpots.
He prayed for her death on television, it used to be on youtube but it isn't anymore.
 

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Christian believes his Christian god helped his fellow Christian's in life.

Not exactly a new concept. Don't see why it is such a shocker to you all.
 

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Christian believes his Christian god helped his fellow Christian's in life.

Not exactly a new concept. Don't see why it is such a shocker to you all.
The shocker is the way he expressed such certainty in the exact workings of God's Will. Not his belief in Providence.
 

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Christian believes his Christian god helped his fellow Christian's in life.

Not exactly a new concept. Don't see why it is such a shocker to you all.
Not a shock - it's the DUP after all.

'Tis a bit mad though to think that Jehovah thought to himself: "I need to throw the DUP some good fortune today by reducing Tory seats (they're mostly Christians too) and boosting DUP seats in such a way that the DUP can prop up the Tories I just took a few seats off."

It's almost saying that the DUP are endorsed by God - which is a bit nuts, really. Anyway, he's probably píssed off about the whole God and Ulster thing.

Maybe this is all the Divil's doing. :p
 

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Is it God that keeps the Wood pellets Burning or would that line of work be more appropriate for the fella down below .
 

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Hmmm, was it a Christian brick that slapped off the back of his bonce I wonder :?
 

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Jesus wasn't too fond of them money people in the temple. What he would have made of the RHI scheme is anybody's guess.
 

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Christian believes his Christian god helped his fellow Christian's in life.

Not exactly a new concept. Don't see why it is such a shocker to you all.
Eh cos we live in the 21st century. Not the 17th, like you dribbling nutters.
 


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