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One thing I have found out after twenty five years of ignominious failure: how to draw a golf ball consistently. The lads I play with are convinced the real me, a hopeless slicer, has been abducted. The other day on a 380 yard par 4 dogleg left, which I normally regard as a par 5 to minimize scorecard catastrophe, my drive shot straight ahead at first before gently turning down the hill into alien territory and stopping at the 100 yard marker.