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Politics.ie sniglets.


cakeordeath

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Politics.ie sniglets:

Polanthrobe – n. Respected fellow-member of POl.ie
Polomnia – n. Disorder in which members binge read 98 page threads at 2am. To suffer from Polomnia .
Polomnic – adj. & n. Excessive logging in and reading of threads on Public V private sector or Feelings of exhaustion brought on by polomnia.
Polifite – n. Describes your other half who understands your need to log in. (or any pol.ie Sympathiser)
Indymesian – adj. person or info from another site) e.g. ’That information is ‘Indymesion’ in nature)
Grenoside – n . The act of putting up an anti-Catholic or anti-gay Marriage thread on Pol.ie
Grenessence – n. Ocular dysfunction caused by staring at the florescent greenness of TA’s rep.
Microverd – n. A new member with one grey box.
Monoverd – n. Long time Poster with one green or one red box.
Degreen – V. To go into red squar’edness. Can be V. traumatic. Not to be confused with the monoverd.
Transrep – V. Poster in Leinster forum gives rep to person in Munster forum or visa versa.
Reposphere – n. Where green boxes come from. Also where DC lives.
Greelite (gree' lite) - n. Person who suffers from Rep envy.
Repoplexia – n. Sufferer does not understand how rep works . Can also describe the uncontrollable urge to constantly check one’s rep ie.To be Repoplexic
Repibulous – adj. Couldn’t careless about rep - Just posts the first thought that comes into their head.
Squarism – n. prejudice or discrimination on the basis of boxes regardless of colour.
Squarist – n. a poster who comments (positivly or negativly) on another persons rep.
A circle – n. A person who swears that they are now leaving a thread ,but returns for one last insult.
Negotile – n. Posters who gets an unnatural satisfaction from dishing out neg rep .
Squarite – n. A fellow red-box sympathizer.
Threadist – n. Person who only reads threads in the Oireachtas or Tribunals Forum.
Replogue – n. Any thread about reputation.
Repophobia – n. intense fear of little green boxes. To be 'Repophobic' adj.

Cake;)
 
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MsAnneThrope

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Extremely clever and well thought out - 10/10

I have just emailed my health insurer to ask is Polomnia covered in my policy :)
 

The OD

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Well done cakeordeath, very amusing!
 

5intheface

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Those are actually really good and very entertaining. I am a Cakeophile. :eek: Excellent work.
 

ibis

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Threadulous - adj. A newspaper article, event, or thought that will allow you to start a thread.
Threadulosity - adj. Degree of the above, measured in "thanks".
Threadulist - n. Person who reads media sources with an eye to threadulous material.
Threadomites - n. Posters who say your thread is clever without actually having the decency to use the Thanks button.
Postulate - n. The sudden mental emergence of a post, particularly a startlingly clever rebuttal or point.
Postulancy - n. The state of needing to commit the post immediately before it is forgotten or someone else does it.
Postulant - n. A poster in the above state, recognisable by clenched expression and muttering, with spasmodic typing gestures.
Postumous - adj. Dying to post.
Realivancies - n. Annoying real world things you have to deal with before you can post.
Preposterant - n. The bastard who posts your clever point while you're dealing with realivancies.
Posteria - n. Compulsive checking to see whether people have recognised/responded to your clever post.
 
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Duth Ealla

Posterior: A poster who makes asinine comments and is widely regarded as spreading sh!t or kissing ass
Usage: When it came to Bertie Tonys was his Posterior.

Post-Facto: The habit of posting without having checked your facts
usage: That OP was Post-Facto

Postradamus: A poster who knows what will happen before anyone else.
Usage: Factual went all Postradamus when he heard MRBI had a poll out.
 
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cakeordeath

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Note: Members are urged to wear shades when looking at bobert’s rep. (Alert Level: phase 4 risk of Grenessence). There is also an ocular dysfunction warning in operation for 5intheface.
Thank you for your cooperation.<mods>
 

garlandgreen

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Tinfoilist - The New World Order fans who rep eachother on the number of youtube videos with people who have beards
 

marmurr1916

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Tinfoilist - The New World Order fans who rep eachother on the number of youtube videos with people who have beards
Tinfoilists often suffer form p.iestyeria, a mental state in which events, and reactions to events, lead to extreme paranoia, expressed by posting on politics.ie
 

garlandgreen

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Tinfoilists often suffer form p.iestyeria, a mental state in which events, and reactions to events, lead to extreme paranoia, expressed by posting on politics.ie
And then accusing those who point this out as having been brainwashed by the NWO. Closely related to another species known as the Circularreasonist
 

Gruffalo

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Bumfukkery: The art of ridin' the ring off your party leader through the medium of verbal expression.
 

5intheface

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Repstention: Condition rendering poster light-headed caused by the
sudden and unexpected addition of lime green boxes and
prompting the poster to rant incomprehensibly. See flan
based contributors.

Repduction: Antonym of Repstention (see above) a very rare condition,
sufferers present with identical symptoms.

Ristearduction: Sudden bout of 'Repduction' (see above) caused by
posters attempting to garner rep through subterfuge.

Reverseristearductiontheory: The notion that Ristearduction(see
above) is deliberately self-induced
to achieve position of ridicule.
 
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