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President Obama at 2013 White House Correspondents' Dinner


Heligoland

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[video=youtube_share;ON2XWvyePH8]http://youtu.be/ON2XWvyePH8[/video]
 

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Wasn't it really funny when he made a joke about doing cocaine? I almost forgot that his government prosecutes people for doing exactly that. Humour based on hypocrisy is the best kind.
 

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Wasn't it really funny when he made a joke about doing cocaine? I almost forgot that his government prosecutes people for doing exactly that. Humour based on hypocrisy is the best kind.
Is there a government out there that don't prosecute for cocaine usage?
 

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Good on him
 

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He's a better comedian than president unfortunately (though still better than anything the Republicans could have offered).
 
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He has some great writers behind him, and his delivery is superb.
 

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Brilliant self deprecating humour. Loved the Spielberg "Obama" trailer, especially the President pretending to be Daniel Day Lewis in method actor role. Genius. He was actually funnier than Conan who followed. 10/10
 

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Brilliant self deprecating humour. Loved the Spielberg "Obama" trailer, especially the President pretending to be Daniel Day Lewis in method actor role. Genius. He was actually funnier than Conan who followed. 10/10
A thread with that video on it was moved to the zoo by Sync.

God knows why.
 

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A thread with that video on it was moved to the zoo by Sync.

God knows why.
You didn't really need two threads. It's debatable even if one thread was needed but definitely not two. Given the OP I am surprised that this one survived Syncs purging.

As regards Obamas routine, as funny goes it was passable. He has done much better in other years.
 

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You didn't really need two threads.
Why not merge them then, if that was the problem?

It's debatable even if one thread was needed
You don't think the speech at the Correspondents' dinner is of interest to a politics discussion site?

But the resignation of Jim DeMint as a Senator was?

Could you develop your reasoning?
 
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Why not merge them then, if that was the problem?



You don't the speech at the Correspondents' dinner is of interest to a politics discussion site?

But the resignatiuon of Jim DeMint as a Senator was?

Could you develop your reasoning?

Oh dear! Where do I start? What Obama gave was not a speech but a comedy routine, that is done annually, for decades, close to a century now. To be clear I am not saying Obamas comedy routine is not of interest to a politics discussion site but I am not the one whinging about threads being zooed.

Senators resign infrequently, and when a prominent one does so it is newsworthy.
 

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Barack Obama's Gematria is quite uncanny.

“Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six”. Revelation 13 vs 18.

The four basic English Gematria systems are:

Standard (copied from the Greek and Hebrew Gematria.)
A=1 B=2 C=3 D=4 E=5 F=6 G=7 H=8 I=9 J=10 K=20 L=30 M=40 N=50 O=60 P=70 Q=80 R=90 S=100 T=200U=300V=400W=500X=600Y=700 Z=800.

Ordinal numbers. (Numbers that run in natural singular order)
A=1 B=2 C=3 D=4 E=5 F=6 G=7 H=8 I=9 J=10 K=11 L=12 M=13 N=14 O=15 P=16 Q=17 R=18 S=19 T=20 U=21 V=22 W=23 X=24
Y=25 Z=26

Common (Same as ordinal but numbers are multiplied by 6)
A=6 B=12 C=18 D=24 E=30 F=36 G=42 H=48 I=54 J=60 K=66 L=72 M=78 N=84 O=90 P=96 Q=102 R=108 S=114 T=120 U=126 V=132
W=138 X=144 Y=150 Z=156

Reduced (Goes from 1 to 9 and starts over)
A=1 B=2 C=3 D=4 E=5 F=6 G=7 H=8 I=9 J=1 K=2 L=3 M=4 N=5 O=6 P=7 Q=8 R=9 S=1 T=2 U=3 V=4 W=5 X=6 Y=7 Z=8.

Barack Hussein Obama in Standard = 793
Barack Hussein Obama in Ordinal = 163
Barack Hussein Obama in Common = 978
Barack Hussein Obama in Reduced = 64
Total = 1998
1998 = 666 x 3. :evil:

Common Gematria A=6, B=12, C=18, D=24, E= 30 ETC B+A+R+A+C+ K = 216 = 6x6x6. (6 Cubed) :evil:

Using Ordinal Gematria described above.

Barack: 2+1+18+1+3+11=36
Hussein: 8+21+19+19+5+9+14=95
Obama: 15+2+1+13+1=32
Add these: 36+95+32=163
Multiply by the Beast: 163 x 666 = 108,558
Split and Add: 108 + 558 += 666 :evil:

Obama is 44th president of the United States of America and the word "Beast" is mentioned in its singular form 44 times in the book of Revelations.

Barack Obama Born 4 August 1961 the 216th day of the year. 6x6x6 :evil:
 
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He is my favourite killer because he is a symbol of diversity.
 

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Barack Obama's Gematria is quite uncanny.

“Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six”. Revelation 13 vs 18.

The four basic English Gematria systems are:

Standard (copied from the Greek and Hebrew Gematria.)
A=1 B=2 C=3 D=4 E=5 F=6 G=7 H=8 I=9 J=10 K=20 L=30 M=40 N=50 O=60 P=70 Q=80 R=90 S=100 T=200U=300V=400W=500X=600Y=700 Z=800.

Ordinal numbers. (Numbers that run in natural singular order)
A=1 B=2 C=3 D=4 E=5 F=6 G=7 H=8 I=9 J=10 K=11 L=12 M=13 N=14 O=15 P=16 Q=17 R=18 S=19 T=20 U=21 V=22 W=23 X=24
Y=25 Z=26

Common (Same as ordinal but numbers are multiplied by 6)
A=6 B=12 C=18 D=24 E=30 F=36 G=42 H=48 I=54 J=60 K=66 L=72 M=78 N=84 O=90 P=96 Q=102 R=108 S=114 T=120 U=126 V=132
W=138 X=144 Y=150 Z=156

Reduced (Goes from 1 to 9 and starts over)
A=1 B=2 C=3 D=4 E=5 F=6 G=7 H=8 I=9 J=1 K=2 L=3 M=4 N=5 O=6 P=7 Q=8 R=9 S=1 T=2 U=3 V=4 W=5 X=6 Y=7 Z=8.

Barack Hussein Obama in Standard = 793
Barack Hussein Obama in Ordinal = 163
Barack Hussein Obama in Common = 978
Barack Hussein Obama in Reduced = 64
Total = 1998
1998 = 666 x 3. :evil:

Common Gematria A=6, B=12, C=18, D=24, E= 30 ETC B+A+R+A+C+ K = 216 = 6x6x6. (6 Cubed) :evil:

Using Ordinal Gematria described above.

Barack: 2+1+18+1+3+11=36
Hussein: 8+21+19+19+5+9+14=95
Obama: 15+2+1+13+1=32
Add these: 36+95+32=163
Multiply by the Beast: 163 x 666 = 108,558
Split and Add: 108 + 558 += 666

The real name of Barack Hussein Obama is “Barry Soetoro”
This equals Standard 1458 Ordinal 171 Reduced 63 and common 1026 .
Add the Standard + Ordinal + reduced and subtract the Common.
1458+171+63= 1692 minus 1026 = 666

Obama is 44th president of the United States of America and the word "Beast" is mentioned in its singular form 44 times in the book of Revelations.

Barack Obama Born 4 August 1961 the 216th day of the year. 6x6x6

:roll: FFS!
 

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Barack Obama's Gematria is quite uncanny.

“Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six”. Revelation 13 vs 18.

The four basic English Gematria systems are:

Standard (copied from the Greek and Hebrew Gematria.)
A=1 B=2 C=3 D=4 E=5 F=6 G=7 H=8 I=9 J=10 K=20 L=30 M=40 N=50 O=60 P=70 Q=80 R=90 S=100 T=200U=300V=400W=500X=600Y=700 Z=800.

Ordinal numbers. (Numbers that run in natural singular order)
A=1 B=2 C=3 D=4 E=5 F=6 G=7 H=8 I=9 J=10 K=11 L=12 M=13 N=14 O=15 P=16 Q=17 R=18 S=19 T=20 U=21 V=22 W=23 X=24
Y=25 Z=26

Common (Same as ordinal but numbers are multiplied by 6)
A=6 B=12 C=18 D=24 E=30 F=36 G=42 H=48 I=54 J=60 K=66 L=72 M=78 N=84 O=90 P=96 Q=102 R=108 S=114 T=120 U=126 V=132
W=138 X=144 Y=150 Z=156

Reduced (Goes from 1 to 9 and starts over)
A=1 B=2 C=3 D=4 E=5 F=6 G=7 H=8 I=9 J=1 K=2 L=3 M=4 N=5 O=6 P=7 Q=8 R=9 S=1 T=2 U=3 V=4 W=5 X=6 Y=7 Z=8.

Barack Hussein Obama in Standard = 793
Barack Hussein Obama in Ordinal = 163
Barack Hussein Obama in Common = 978
Barack Hussein Obama in Reduced = 64
Total = 1998
1998 = 666 x 3. :evil:

Common Gematria A=6, B=12, C=18, D=24, E= 30 ETC B+A+R+A+C+ K = 216 = 6x6x6. (6 Cubed) :evil:

Using Ordinal Gematria described above.

Barack: 2+1+18+1+3+11=36
Hussein: 8+21+19+19+5+9+14=95
Obama: 15+2+1+13+1=32
Add these: 36+95+32=163
Multiply by the Beast: 163 x 666 = 108,558
Split and Add: 108 + 558 += 666

The real name of Barack Hussein Obama is “Barry Soetoro”
This equals Standard 1458 Ordinal 171 Reduced 63 and common 1026 .
Add the Standard + Ordinal + reduced and subtract the Common.
1458+171+63= 1692 minus 1026 = 666

Obama is 44th president of the United States of America and the word "Beast" is mentioned in its singular form 44 times in the book of Revelations.

Barack Obama Born 4 August 1961 the 216th day of the year. 6x6x6
:roll: FFS!
Wholly Sh!t!!!!!

Today is May 3, 2013!!!!

5 + 3 + 2 + 0 + 13 = 23

23.......23.......23!

[video=youtube;H24V-u7fNJM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H24V-u7fNJM[/video]
 
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Brilliant self deprecating humour. Loved the Spielberg "Obama" trailer, especially the President pretending to be Daniel Day Lewis in method actor role. Genius. He was actually funnier than Conan who followed. 10/10
He probably has better writers. None of it is his own work.
 

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Barack Obama's Gematria is quite uncanny.

“Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six”. Revelation 13 vs 18.

The four basic English Gematria systems are:

Standard (copied from the Greek and Hebrew Gematria.)
A=1 B=2 C=3 D=4 E=5 F=6 G=7 H=8 I=9 J=10 K=20 L=30 M=40 N=50 O=60 P=70 Q=80 R=90 S=100 T=200U=300V=400W=500X=600Y=700 Z=800.

Ordinal numbers. (Numbers that run in natural singular order)
A=1 B=2 C=3 D=4 E=5 F=6 G=7 H=8 I=9 J=10 K=11 L=12 M=13 N=14 O=15 P=16 Q=17 R=18 S=19 T=20 U=21 V=22 W=23 X=24
Y=25 Z=26

Common (Same as ordinal but numbers are multiplied by 6)
A=6 B=12 C=18 D=24 E=30 F=36 G=42 H=48 I=54 J=60 K=66 L=72 M=78 N=84 O=90 P=96 Q=102 R=108 S=114 T=120 U=126 V=132
W=138 X=144 Y=150 Z=156

Reduced (Goes from 1 to 9 and starts over)
A=1 B=2 C=3 D=4 E=5 F=6 G=7 H=8 I=9 J=1 K=2 L=3 M=4 N=5 O=6 P=7 Q=8 R=9 S=1 T=2 U=3 V=4 W=5 X=6 Y=7 Z=8.

Barack Hussein Obama in Standard = 793
Barack Hussein Obama in Ordinal = 163
Barack Hussein Obama in Common = 978
Barack Hussein Obama in Reduced = 64
Total = 1998
1998 = 666 x 3. :evil:

Common Gematria A=6, B=12, C=18, D=24, E= 30 ETC B+A+R+A+C+ K = 216 = 6x6x6. (6 Cubed) :evil:

Using Ordinal Gematria described above.

Barack: 2+1+18+1+3+11=36
Hussein: 8+21+19+19+5+9+14=95
Obama: 15+2+1+13+1=32
Add these: 36+95+32=163
Multiply by the Beast: 163 x 666 = 108,558
Split and Add: 108 + 558 += 666

The real name of Barack Hussein Obama is “Barry Soetoro”
This equals Standard 1458 Ordinal 171 Reduced 63 and common 1026 .
Add the Standard + Ordinal + reduced and subtract the Common.
1458+171+63= 1692 minus 1026 = 666

Obama is 44th president of the United States of America and the word "Beast" is mentioned in its singular form 44 times in the book of Revelations.

Barack Obama Born 4 August 1961 the 216th day of the year. 6x6x6
Pardon?
 
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