Sheffield Man Cut Off His Toe and Ate It

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Scouring the local rag for something to talk about, when you are not driving through Down :)
 


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How is this not a cYp thread?
A cYp thread usually has a rhetorical question at the end.

Something like:

"Man cut off his toe and ate it.

But was it his toe, or somebody elses toe?"
 

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A cYp thread usually has a rhetorical question at the end.

Something like:

"Man cut off his toe and ate it.

But was it his toe, or somebody elses toe?"
Or should it be legal to marry the toe since gay people can do it?
 

The Field Marshal

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If the electrical dept sold tow bars this might not have happened.
 

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'Tis grim up north.

Wouldn't catch Southerners eating their toes - unless it was baked in parma ham with a smidgen of goat's cheese.
 

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Or should it be legal to marry the toe since gay people can do it?
This guy loved his toe so much he removed it with bolt cutters and consumed it. He wanted his toe closer; inside him. He has in effect married his toe in the most bizarre way imaginable. A biological marriage which shall be terminated upon digestion and defecation. It's a tragic reminder of what happens when people love their toe too much.
 

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free country n all that...
 

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What do we expect with America's foreign policy? Inflicting western imperialism on countries that we have no business in obviously left this poor man with no other choice but to remove his extremities in protest. We should immediately import 2,000 Sheffield children to Ireland, and allow Sheffield people unrestricted access to Europe and her filthy imperialist social welfare. We brought this upon ourselves. Bolt cutters are implements of peace.
 
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It was clearly a piece of performance art, with the whole representing Brexit and the excision of one of its members. The subsequent consumption of the toe represents his view of the UK's ultimate fate.
 

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Obvious homophobic attack. The toe owner is a repressed homosexual, unable to come to terms with his sexuality, and suspected one of his toes of being gay. What closet homosexuals usually do is lash out at other homosexuals in a bid to appear non and/or anti-gay. By excising his toe and consuming it he was making a statement: "I hated that ****ing poofter toe, and, well, I was hungry."
 

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What do we expect with America's foreign policy? Inflicting western imperialism on countries that we have no business in obviously left this poor man with no other choice but to remove his extremities in protest. We should immediately import 2,000 Sheffield children to Ireland, and allow Sheffield people unrestricted access to Europe and her filthy imperialist social welfare. We brought this upon ourselves. Bolt cutters are implements of peace.
Yeah, and toes are the enemy, and especially if they're your own. I'll bet Nigel Farage/Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II/ Gary Lineker (all homophobes, racists and members of the illuminati) played no small part in this man's decision to remove and consume his toe.
 
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If we rule out drugs, there's actually a logical explanation why this guy did what he did:

Body integrity identity disorder (BIID, also referred to as amputee identity disorder)[1] is a psychological disorder in which an otherwise healthy individual feels that they are meant to be disabled.

BIID is typically accompanied by the desire to amputate one or more healthy limbs.

The cause of BIID is unknown. One hypothesis states that it results from a neurological failing of the brain's inner body mapping function (located in the right parietal lobe) to incorporate the affected limb in its understanding of the body's physical form
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_integrity_identity_disorder

In other words, people who suffer from BIID feel that one of their body parts does not belong to them, and consequently seek amputation in order to feel normal.

PS. Sorry about the interjection of this seriousness.
 

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The gentleman clearly has some kind of psychiatric issue.

So yeah, let's start a thread on P.ie so we can all laugh at him and feel superior and good about ourselves.

Pray your mind never ends up like this unfortunate man.
 

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The gentleman clearly has some kind of psychiatric issue.

So yeah, let's start a thread on P.ie so we can all laugh at him and feel superior and good about ourselves.

Pray your mind never ends up like this unfortunate man.
It is very unfortunate, but it's fun pointing and laughing at the misfortunes of others especially through their own stupidity, so let's continue doing just that.
 

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It is very unfortunate, but it's fun pointing and laughing at the misfortunes of others especially through their own stupidity, so let's continue doing just that.
You think stupidity caused this, do you dear?

I expect you'll be down a toe or two during your lifetime so.
 


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