Sinn Fein shop selling very expensive toilet paper for Christmas.

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Who needs to buy rolls of Donald Trump toilet paper when one can wipe the remains of one's Christmas turkey and ham off one's spotty butt with signed copies of The Widowkiller's valedictory address to his flock of sheep?

Step up and buy one, folks. This is a once-off, never to be repeated opportunity!

"Sinn Fein has defended the price of Gerry Adams' autographed book of his final Presidential address after it was met with criticism. The book costs 50 euro plus a five euro fee (£48) for shipping anywhere in the world. The party defended the price given the outgoing president is only signing a "very limited" number."
https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/sinn-fein-defends-55-cost-of-signed-gerry-adams-book-36387803.html

Warning - researchers have confirmed that The Widowkiller is dangerously toxic, hence this loo paper may not be biodegradable.
 
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Trump is a Presbyterian.

To be honest Slabz Frenz have not changed one bit beneath the veneer. There still is sectarianism in there underneath all the PC bullsh1t. And there are dead bodies and ruined lives behind all the virtue signalling.

SF - putting Ireland in a 32 county socialist republican sh1t sewer.
 

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Who needs to buy rolls of Donald Trump toilet paper



when one can wipe the remains of one's Christmas turkey and ham off one's spotty butt with signed copies of The Widowkiller's valedictory address to his flock of sheep?

Step up and buy one, folks. This is a once-off, never to be repeated opportunity!



https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/sinn-fein-defends-55-cost-of-signed-gerry-adams-book-36387803.html


[Yes folks, I know, this thread is heading to the zoo.]
Does every ridiculous story from the Indo have to feature on this site...:roll:
 

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All loyal shinners are expected to aid the cause and buy at least one copy of this. Even more enjoyable while sipping on a €30 bottle of wine.
 

Mushroom

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Does every ridiculous story from the Indo have to feature on this site...:roll:

Only if it involves Widowkiller Adams and his interminable and shameless attempts to extort money from the educationally challenged.
 

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I read the article three times now. What is the story hete?
 

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Who needs to buy rolls of Donald Trump toilet paper



when one can wipe the remains of one's Christmas turkey and ham off one's spotty butt with signed copies of The Widowkiller's valedictory address to his flock of sheep?

Step up and buy one, folks. This is a once-off, never to be repeated opportunity!



https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/sinn-fein-defends-55-cost-of-signed-gerry-adams-book-36387803.html


[Yes folks, I know, this thread is heading to the zoo.]
Thanks for the heads up. That's one Christmas present sorted.
 

enuffisenuff

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not really an issue no-one has to buy it....problem solved
 

Mushroom

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Thanks for the heads up. That's one Christmas present sorted.

It's in Irish too, so you can pretend that you're reading the Irish version - that'll impress the in-laws!

All together now: "chucky ár law"
 

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Expensive toilet paper is a true sign of class**.

**bourgeoisie
 

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Who needs to buy rolls of Donald Trump toilet paper



when one can wipe the remains of one's Christmas turkey and ham off one's spotty butt with signed copies of The Widowkiller's valedictory address to his flock of sheep?

Step up and buy one, folks. This is a once-off, never to be repeated opportunity!



https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/sinn-fein-defends-55-cost-of-signed-gerry-adams-book-36387803.html


[Yes folks, I know, this thread is heading to the zoo.]
Can you get those toilet rolls printed as the Union Jack?
 

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Only if it involves Widowkiller Adams and his interminable and shameless attempts to extort money from the educationally challenged.
How do you feel about the fact that the British army were making widows in Ireland long before Óglaigh na hÉireann even existed? Centuries of demonic occupation by England created the IRA.
 

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Does every ridiculous story from the Indo have to feature on this site...:roll:
On past experience, probably yes.

Interestingly, this same product - and several variations thereof - can also be purchased on amazon.

Are we to expect a thread on that too?
 


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