Well, at least he makes for a half-decent apologist for Soviet aggression.To think he could have been one too if only those bone spurs hadnt prevented him taking a commission in the US military! He could have served his tour(s) in Vietnam and in the (highly unlikely) event he wasn't fragged by his own platoon or left for the vietcong he would no doubt have displayed all the qualities a staff officer needs to advance.
Honour (note the U)
Calm under pressure
And most importantly Loyalty
He'd be America's first 6 star general.
But chances are he'd be Vietnamese fertilizer.
Damn those magical spurs!!