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The wisdom of Danny Healey Rae, Michael's brother.

gatsbygirl20

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Yerra Danny is in league with the Lord God himself. He's told the Dáil tonight that Hilary Clinton supported abarshun for childeren up to 8.5 months of pregnancy, and that "there is a God in this world" because she had not won the U.S. election.

Next sis Danny boy that Simon Harris' support for parents who bring the remains of wanted pregnancies back to Ireland in the boot of their motor car after terminashuns in England, saying that the child itself could hardly feel loved having been tirminated
:D :D one shouldn't laugh at this stuff, but still....

"abarshun"

"There's a God in this world"

"Tirminashuns"

Great stuff..
 


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automaticforthepeople

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Danny is on the ball! Shane Ross tried to pull the wool over his eyes but Lord Ross got it with both barrells tonight up in the Dáil. The skeam is only a pilot wan. There's been a blazing row about this this very night, Danny won't let Kerry down.

"Shure tis only a pilot they're sending down to drive the buses for drunks home at night from the pubs in Kilgarvan. What would a pilot know about driving a bus load of drunks home round the Ring of Kerry?"

Great pint, Danny.

https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/politics/watch-youre-letting-down-the-people-of-kerry-danny-healyrae-and-brendan-griffins-blazing-row-over-drinklink-buses-36890233.html
 

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I'm surprised at Brendan Griffin, actually. I thought he was more easy-going.
Nevermind Deputy Danny.
 

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Danny is on the ball! Shane Ross tried to pull the wool over his eyes but Lord Ross got it with both barrells tonight up in the Dáil. The skeam is only a pilot wan. There's been a blazing row about this this very night, Danny won't let Kerry down.

"Shure tis only a pilot they're sending down to drive the buses for drunks home at night from the pubs in Kilgarvan. What would a pilot know about driving a bus load of drunks home round the Ring of Kerry?"

Great pint, Danny.

https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/politics/watch-youre-letting-down-the-people-of-kerry-danny-healyrae-and-brendan-griffins-blazing-row-over-drinklink-buses-36890233.html
They are going to run buses from 6 to 11, noone goes to the pubs till 9/10 o clock, also the buses will only work on Fri./Sat when closing time is out by 1am and wont run on Sundays. So what happens with no bus after 11 and on Sundays with no bus and no taxis
 

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They are going to run buses from 6 to 11, noone goes to the pubs till 9/10 o clock, also the buses will only work on Fri./Sat when closing time is out by 1am and wont run on Sundays. So what happens with no bus after 11 and on Sundays with no bus and no taxis
Uh've put uhr finger on the knub of the problem. I heard that Danny wants to know how in the wide Earthly world is the poor old divil driving the bus expected to get a few drinks too with all his driving? Shure if the bus ran to the pub at 11 O'clock each night and returned home at 6PM the following day we'd all be happy especially hard pressed publicans who're hardly making enough to pay for the electric.

There is a solution to this matter and tis right before the Minister's eyes. If only the Minister could see his way to extendin the opening hours of rural pubs, especially those in scenic areas, we'd all be happy.
 

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Uh've put uhr finger on the knub of the problem. I heard that Danny wants to know how in the wide Earthly world is the poor old divil driving the bus expected to get a few drinks too with all his driving? Shure if the bus ran to the pub at 11 O'clock each night and returned home at 6PM the following day we'd all be happy especially hard pressed publicans who're hardly making enough to pay for the electric.

There is a solution to this matter and tis right before the Minister's eyes. If only the Minister could see his way to extendin the opening hours of rural pubs, especially those in scenic areas, we'd all be happy.
The hours that would be suitable would be from 9/10 till 1/2 Frid./Sat. and 6/7 till 11/12 on a Sunday
 

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They are going to run buses from 6 to 11, noone goes to the pubs till 9/10 o clock, also the buses will only work on Fri./Sat when closing time is out by 1am and wont run on Sundays. So what happens with no bus after 11 and on Sundays with no bus and no taxis
The service should be for the 90 year old Healy-Rae customer who only comes down from the mountain on Friday for the pension and a few pints. He wouldn't be in the pub past 9pm in the evening.

Any young bucko can get his Ma or Dad to drive him home just as they did when he went to the disco. It is the poor lonely pensioner we should cater for first.
 

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Be the hokey, Our man Danny has power's beyond the wit of many's a man who live around that most beautiful patch of earth we call the kingdom. No better place to find a man in tune with the animal kingdom

Yerra, he's Kerry's answer to David Attinborough speaking in tongues to cocks and ants and all manner of beast. And where better to unburden this wisdom but to that committee beyond in the Dail where all sorts of Jackeens and guttersnipes who'd never so much as know the difference between a snipe and a schnake speak to one another in between canapes and cocktails. Our man Danny tells it as it is!

https://www.irishtimes.com/news/politics/miriam-lord-don-t-underestimate-birds-brains-says-danny-healy-rae-1.3500754
 

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Be the hokey, Our man Danny has power's beyond the wit of many's a man who live around that most beautiful patch of earth we call the kingdom. No better place to find a man in tune with the animal kingdom

Yerra, he's Kerry's answer to David Attinborough speaking in tongues to cocks and ants and all manner of beast. And where better to unburden this wisdom but to that committee beyond in the Dail where all sorts of Jackeens and guttersnipes who'd never so much as know the difference between a snipe and a schnake speak to one another in between canapes and cocktails. Our man Danny tells it as it is!

https://www.irishtimes.com/news/politics/miriam-lord-don-t-underestimate-birds-brains-says-danny-healy-rae-1.3500754



AH.....end of.
 

automaticforthepeople

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There is no way in the wide earthly world that I'd be interested in tinderin for the wind farm above in Gneeveguilla. Sure isn't Danny flat out with the work that the whirly things in the sky are givin him at the minute? Danny is fore square behind the lads complainin about the wind farm

Sure if an auld protist or two could hold them developers up, sure I'd have finished off the work beyond in Kilgarvan and in a year or two's time when tis all settled, I'd be up for the job then!

Jackeens might call that political cyclism but around the Ring of Kerry we call it forward plannin.

Danny Healy Rae rejects claims of in bitter row - Independent.ie
 

automaticforthepeople

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Holy cripes! Danny may have scuttled the chances of getting a few votes off the lads who dredge mussels beyond on Cloghane pier. There's no feed better than Mackrel and Mussels in the Autumn in Kerry.

Tis Leo using his fad about aytin beans and lentils got up his nose in the Dail. We've nothing against those famous couch surfing vegans like the Dalai Lama or Albert Einstein or Mahatma Gandhi.

Sure what did any of them ever do to help tar the potholes around Sneem?

- Danny Healy-Rae - Independent.ie
 

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dont do twittering nonsense
Ross seems not to care about the fact that his proposals will result in the loss of livlihoods for some people and this without any convincing evidence that the new lower alcohol levels will save even one life.

Ross waffles on about this imagined unsubstantiated threat of the motorist with 50mg to 80mg of alcohol on board, while cyclists are being killed on our roads because of the unsafe design of our cycle paths and the lack of laws protecting cyclists from dangerous motorists, particularly the immediate daily threat from taxis.

Ross has done nothing to improve public transport -- other than make Bus Eireann workers lives more miserable --but is gung ho to penalise motorists who statistically present little or no threat to the safety of other road users.
Ross failed at every thing he ever did. A waffler extrordinaire. Amazing how he got so far as a bullshitter
 

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Generational shift even with the Healy Rae's.
 


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