Tiger woods seriously injured in crash

Eurocitizen

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Panic over no one dying to tonight, Health Central hospital tells BNO News that Tiger Woods has been released from hospital, his manager tells CNBC he is "fine."
Thank God he is out of the woods.
 


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Yeah - maybe the time is ripe for the Mr Perfect Tiger backlash.

First Thierry, now Tiger. Gillette must be worried....
True. :p
 

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I know right?

His image is so squeaky clean (or was) - had no idea about all these rumours swirling about.
Holy crap. I thought this thread was a hoax. Seriously, I hope he's ok.
 

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I'd say Roger Federer is more worried.
Maybe someone will snap him wearing some tacky white tennis kit with "15" written on it in gold letters.

Oh wait, that already happened....
 

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Your faith in me shall me rewarded. , one golf lesson coming up.


I will need some lessons in the bunkers -I can never get it right.
 

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I think this story would be far more interesting if he was stuck in a run away helium ballon.
 

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Hmmmm .... sounds like you want to get "sand-wedged" in there :)


Maybe thats what I have ben doing wrong -I was using the driver.
 

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Looks like he hooked his drive into the trees. Who was in the chasing pack?
 

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Yeah - maybe the time is ripe for the Mr Perfect Tiger backlash.

First Thierry, now Tiger. Gillette must be worried....
I can imagine the corporate lawyers pouring over the Material breach due to diminished reputation clauses..

One cant keep his hands off the ball, the other can't keep his hands on the wheel...

And the are promoting razorblades...? It'll be a bloodbath..:?
 

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He was squeaky clean or so it would seem.
He was every woman’s bedroom dream.
He hit a hydrant –left the road in floods.
It’s over now for poor tiger woods’.

He is a golfer -held in high esteem
“Come on Tiger the fans would scream.”
When he crashed his car in the middle of the night.
He left his face a terrible sight.

There was shock among the golfing set.
Will he still promote for Gillette.
Nobody knows the cause of the crash.
One thing is for sure –he will be down on the cash.




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Letting Padraig Harrington take a look at his squeaky brake pads - probably a bad idea.
 


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