Lovely duckie, I see you have had drama school training....WOMAN: What on earth are you doing in the ladies toilets?
MAN: I’m a pre-op transgender woman – I’ve ever right to be here, you bigot!
WOMAN: Then why aren’t you like … wearing a dress or make-up?
MAN: Because dresses and make-up are a patriarchal social construct. So I’m wearing normal men’s clothes instead.
WOMAN: Please stop staring at me like that – I’m trying to wash my hands.
MAN: That’s it, I’m reporting you for a Hate Crime. HATER! HATER!
WOMAN: Jesus, get your hands off me!
MAN: Can’t you see, I’m making a citizen’s arrest. You Hate Criminal!
GATHERING CROWD: Hate Criminal! Hate Criminal!