Two Gardaí have Sex with Woman in Garda Station

General Urko

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The Suday World has reported that 2 guards are under investigation for riding a lady in their police station, now it is stressed that the encounters were consensual, but it really is a step removed from a lad in a factory masterbating in the jacks on the company's time and given that the pigz in this country average €65K per year not including pension contribution which is probably another €40K, this is possibly excessively well paid riding activity paid for by us!

Two gardai 'had sex with woman in station' / Sunday World

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"An internal investigation has been launched following allegations that two gardai had sex with a woman at a station in the south east of the country.
One of the officers concerned was also recently arrested on suspicion of abusing his children."


Hardly surprising given that these chaps belong to an organization, 2 of whoose members were recorded on camera, laughing, joking and skitting about the prospect of raping the woman who owned the camera and fiddling their over time. Then when brought before a discipline tribunal were found to have no case to answer! Thus establishing the standards of behaviour to be expected from these largely public leeches!
 


Just Jack

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Woman has sex with two pigs.

Isn't that illegal?
 

HarshBuzz

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I got to 'Sunday World'. Then stopped.
 

SamsonS

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Two Gardaí have Sex with Woman Garda in Station

Dyslexia is killing me.
 

Sister Mercedes

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"Now Missus you have to blow into two breathalysers ... we have a quota to reach"
 
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SeanieFitz

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Anyone listen to Gift Grub this morning? I know it can be hit and miss but this morning was v good. Reworking of P Diddy's/Police song "Every Breath you take" sung by Gardai
 

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Trainwreck

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OK, maybe we have solved this breathaliser riddle.


If the Gardaí have been recording every incidence of someone blowing a Garda device, the numbers might just add up.
 

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The Suday World has reported that 2 guards are under investigation for riding a lady in their police station, now it is stressed that the encounters were consensual, but it really is a step removed from a lad in a factory masterbating in the jacks on the company's time and given that the pigz in this country average €65K per year not including pension contribution which is probably another €40K, this is possibly excessively well paid riding activity paid for by us!

Two gardai 'had sex with woman in station' / Sunday World

Quote -

"An internal investigation has been launched following allegations that two gardai had sex with a woman at a station in the south east of the country.
One of the officers concerned was also recently arrested on suspicion of abusing his children."


Hardly surprising given that these chaps belong to an organization, 2 of whoose members were recorded on camera, laughing, joking and skitting about the prospect of raping the woman who owned the camera and fiddling their over time. Then when brought before a discipline tribunal were found to have no case to answer! Thus establishing the standards of behaviour to be expected from these largely public leeches!
Are you sure there were two Garda involved?

They do exaggerate a bit, you know?
 

amsterdemmetje

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"Every breath we take will probably be fake,
when we breath elise why do we tell lies when we're testing you."petunia

Brilliant.
 

enuffisenuff

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That's a good opening line for a joke...
 


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