Unionist fury as Gerry Kelly wins Strictly

Just Jack

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It seems unionists are once again apoplectic with uncontrollable rage.

And while that is generally considered to be their default position, others will be wondering what it is Sinn Féin have done this time to provoke such a furious reaction.

Well it seems that Gerry Kelly has just won the Sinn Féin version of Strictly during a fundraiser for charity in West Belfast.

Naturally, sensing the palpable anger, the Belfast Telegraph demanded to know what unionist victims groups and the Right Honourable Nelson McRedsky thought of this unspeakable outrage.
Video: Sinn Fein's Gerry Kelly does Strictly: Anger as victims campaigner says 'the jokers must go'
Video: Sinn Fein's Gerry Kelly does Strictly: Anger as victims campaigner says 'the jokers must go' - BelfastTelegraph.co.uk
 


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It seems unionists are once again apoplectic with uncontrollable rage.

And while that is generally considered to be their default position, others will be wondering what it is Sinn Féin have done this time to provoke such a furious reaction.

Well it seems that Gerry Kelly has just won the Sinn Féin version of Strictly during a fundraiser for charity in West Belfast.

Naturally, sensing the palpable anger, the Belfast Telegraph demanded to know what unionist victims groups and the Right Honourable Nelson McRedsky thought of this unspeakable outrage.


Video: Sinn Fein's Gerry Kelly does Strictly: Anger as victims campaigner says 'the jokers must go' - BelfastTelegraph.co.uk


10/10 for unionist fury/anger/apoplexy...

Encore!
 

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Nelson McRedsky. Hahahahaha
Crocodile Rock, hahahahaha.
Unionists fury at a social night out, hahahahaha.
I didn't think I'd laugh out loud on this Monday morning.
Is unionist fury available on Netflix?
 

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Nelson McRedsky. Hahahahaha
Crocodile Rock, hahahahaha.
Unionists fury at a social night out, hahahahaha.
I didn't think I'd laugh out loud on this Monday morning.
Is unionist fury available on Netflix?
Imagine the fury if Gerry Kelly, or as the BT calls him 'ex-IRA bomber' had chosen Sex Bomb as his song of choice :lol::cool:
 

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Imagine the fury if Gerry Kelly, or as the BT calls him 'ex-IRA bomber' had chosen Sex Bomb as his song of choice :lol::cool:
Because if it's not love
Then it's the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb
That will bring us together

If it's not love
Then it's the bomb
Then it's the bomb
That will bring us together
[video=youtube;zoo9Vu1a9bU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoo9Vu1a9bU[/video]
 

between the bridges

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Sf/ra more British than the Brits...
 

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Imagine the fury if Gerry Kelly, or as the BT calls him 'ex-IRA bomber' had chosen Sex Bomb as his song of choice :lol::cool:
Stop making me laugh, I'll get either sacked or sectioned.
Gerry could always tour with the group Bomb The Base if the politics thing doesn't work out.
 

between the bridges

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Having watched it, the others must have had two left feet or the votail was fixed...
 

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"The dancing of the world, hugging the other sex, set to music, is sensual, and clearly caters to the lust of the flesh, " said the Democratic Unionist leader, who is also head of the Free Presbyterian church.

"Line dancing is as sinful as any other type of sexual gestures and touchings. It is sensual, not a crucifying of lust but an excitement to lust."

And on a Sunday of all days. Crikey.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2001/may/18/ianpaisley

Oddball freaks.
 

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Do ye lads not do that sort of thing for a fundraiser? It's been big in the GAA for a few years.
Sure Themuns aren't allowed to have fun. They'd still be locking parks given the chance.
I don't think you're allowed to stand so close to one of them no tails either
 

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Anywho would 'strictly come Riverdancing' nat have been more Irish...
 

between the bridges

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Sure Themuns aren't allowed to have fun. They'd still be locking parks given the chance.
I don't think you're allowed to stand so close to one of them no tails either
Listen thon was only to stap ye feckers from dogging...
 

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From the people who until the late 1960s chained up swings in kids play parks.

 

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Locking swings up on a Sunday is preserving the union.ELO/IRA
 


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