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Lumpy Talbot

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Some alien life-form somewhere is indulging in fake news. You betcha.
 

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Trump: Congratulations, son.
You’re a Space Admiral now! You’re going to Mars.

Trump Jr: Will I ... be coming back?

Trump: No.
 

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He went to jail. Lets hope Trump does too. petunia


 

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F88kin whackjobs :D
 

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The Space Force is a total waste of money - yet another useless lunatic idea from the great orange moron lunatic.
At present the U.S. has 144 satellite’s circling the globe, besides communication there is GPS and weather forecasting, here is the problem one alleged piece of debris has the ability to right itself to prevent its spiral to Earth. The theory is that it is actually a Chinese killer satellite, just orbiting waiting for activation.
 

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Time to start cashing in.... anyone want to help design and market a zero-gravity McDonalds cup holder?
In 63 years McDonalds havent even got close to the Zero Cavity cup holder so don't expect immediate gains on your investment!
 

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It is just the US trying to provide cover for the eventual escape attempt. The USS Mayflower will bring god, cheetos and a serious tranquilliser addiction to Proxima Centauri.

There'll probably be an attachment on the back for fracking the sh1t out of the atmosphere on the way out and an attachment on the front for fracking their way to the surface of the new colony.

'We come in pizza'.
 

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"Space Force"... sounds like a bad 1970s tv show.

but then, the Trump presidency is a bad 1970s tv show.
 

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Mm. The Graphic Novel Presidency.
 

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"Space Force"... sounds like a bad 1970s tv show.
Two autistic kids dream of being allowed to play with 'bottle rockets' but are forbidden from fun by their weird rich/puritan/reptillian parents.

Then they become President and vice president of USA and unleash their stupidest wishes in a heart warming yet terrifying series of adventures.
 

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Putin's a great guy and he's very honest and he has his own space force, why can't Richard Nixon II have his own one as well?
 

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Maybe that nice Mr Putin will share with Mr Drumpf.
 

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It will take years to get this one off the ground.

BTW the US Air Force already covers this patch to the tune of some 30,000 personnel IIRC

So the concept is nothing new

The problem is do you just create another Bureaucratic Beast to cover the same space?

“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”

Oscar Wilde
 

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Bit of a hostage to fortune, really. Suppose you are in this 'Space Force' and you wake up some morning to find a flying saucer poised over all the earth's major cities.

Neighbours all looking at you expectantly... 'what. I've no feckin' space-ship with an alcubierre drive under me oxter. Hang on there 'till I shake my fist at them.'
 

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at least Trump wont be giving the aliens foreign aid or making them pay to play
 

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Just wait till the US implements the satellite tax to cover the cost of the Space Rangers.

They already have the technology to remove satellites so its a simple step to world domination, which is the true objective of the world's self-appointed policeman.

The Space force is being formed, not to fend off aliens but to control the disobedient countries on Earth.
 

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